Prologue

Let's get the boring crap out of the way. Currently I'm a 26 year old pale white guy. Lot's of synonyms to go along with that description. I've only ever been good at 2 things: Sex and crossword puzzles. All the baggage that goes along with sex still makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever. The only thing that I can figure is that it will all come to me in time. All I can do is try it all and see what happens. Hell, Even crosswords come with practice.

What you need to know about these posts is that they are definitely more for me than they are for the reader, but I know of at least 2 people who will be interested in what I have to say. Other than that, this is just a way for me to keep track of where I've been and what I've done. This is where the narrator from Law and Order comes on and says something like:

"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. Both sides would be interested in the facts behind these stories. That's why all names have been changed to protect the innocent and all current girlfriends need not subscribe to this blog."