Saturday, January 16, 2010

Origin (Fiction)

He was good at exactly two things; making crossword puzzles and sex. Not a combination that typically goes together. Sometimes your talent and dreams don't go hand in hand. He was a prodigy among his peers. The youngest crossword genius to not care about the 13 different words for snow or even the 37 different words for sex for that matter. Lily cared. so did Carol, Faith, Chastity and all the other secretaries. More about sex than synonyms. Actually they would've cared more about sex than him if he wasn't making their business the most popular puzzle company in the US. Please note that being good at sex is not the same as being good at love. Some measure love by sex, but the yardstick is always changing shape depending on the mood. The best way to measure a relationship is a complete mystery, but addictiveness is definitely a sign. Some can't help themselves. Day in day out it's all they can think about.

Mistress for Christmas

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Friday, January 8, 2010

Prologue

Let's get the boring crap out of the way. Currently I'm a 26 year old pale white guy. Lot's of synonyms to go along with that description. I've only ever been good at 2 things: Sex and crossword puzzles. All the baggage that goes along with sex still makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever. The only thing that I can figure is that it will all come to me in time. All I can do is try it all and see what happens. Hell, Even crosswords come with practice.

What you need to know about these posts is that they are definitely more for me than they are for the reader, but I know of at least 2 people who will be interested in what I have to say. Other than that, this is just a way for me to keep track of where I've been and what I've done. This is where the narrator from Law and Order comes on and says something like:

"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. Both sides would be interested in the facts behind these stories. That's why all names have been changed to protect the innocent and all current girlfriends need not subscribe to this blog."