Thursday, September 23, 2010

Welcome Back, Me!

Been a long time. Way too long. Can't expect a milestone once a week, but can't think I dropped off the face of the earth either. I think from here on it's gonna be shorter posts, but more often.

As for today, I'm reflecting. Got a couple things to say. First off, I didn't start drinking until after I turned 21. I have fun when I drink, but I don't know if i remember having much fun before I turned 21... everything had such bad consequences. This year I had a few incidents that made me not want to drink again and I went quite a while not drinking because of them, but recently I've decided to pick it up again. Ironically, I feel that the Skyy vodka helps create stability in my life. Finally I can sleep well again and feel reset, if a little hungover, the next day. I actually feel like going out and doing things after drinking instead of staying home and drinking again.

Secondly, I think drinking makes me do crazy things. For some reason, when I drink I think I can pull off anything. James Bond has nothing by comparison. I feel like the mental equivalent of McGyver. Funny thing is, so far everything has worked out in the manner I had hoped for when I was drunk. I feel like I'm abusing Murphy's Law or something. Everything that I expect to go wrong doesn't. How the fuck does that happen? I've been in an orgy, a three-some, had a one night stand while my girlfriend is away, had a full-time mistress and two girlfriends at once. The whole time I kept waiting for it to all fall down around me, but it has yet to happen. There are always a few slightly negative parts to the goodness like being late for work and exhausted or hungover or even the pain of denial, but it's all turned out ok so far. I'm 100% amazed at what has already happened and continue to expect 100% failure at every turn.

At this point I can't go into too much detail because of my own Statute of Limitations, but there is definitely more to come in the future. Not to mention posts that have been started, but not polished to my standards yet.