Whenever you start an intimate relationship with someone, at least one with a lot of sex involved, you tend to start to branch out. Try new things, new positions, sometimes with new people in addition to the current ones. The first night you have her in a missionary position and next thing you know she wants to use her 10 speed Jack Rabbit vibrator on you because of some "eye for an eye" rule. These are the types of things I like to avoid. If you're already having this conversation then it's too late. If every time she licks your balls she moves a bit lower, it's too late. As a matter of fact, if you've already put your thumb up her butt while riding her doggy style don't bother sleeping at her place. Get out while you can. Otherwise you may find yourself stuck in a week long sex deprived conversation about "what can go where".
In this case, though, it was nothing like that. This was purely about compatibility. Basically Snow Bunny and I have about the same amount of experience when it comes to sex. It's a very important thing to know about your partner. I always try to ask the same stuff because of past relationships: Do you have Asthma? Are there a lot of heart problems in your family? Have you ever worn a strap-on to fuck another woman in the ass? Lesbians are only cool until you find out you dated the "Man" of the relationship.
Also, It's always important to make sure that you don't start off with anything too kinky unless you know each other pretty well. That's how we ended up at the peanut butter blow job conversation. For the record I have to say that this is definitely better than the "What can go where" conversation, and a lot shorter, so I must be doing something right.
There are also some caveats when you start doing crazier things in crazier places. For example, when your girlfriend almost bites the head off your dick while waiting for food to be delivered at a Sonic drive in you learn that no matter how baggy your jeans are they will always rub against the sore spot as you walk. In her defense the carhop snuck up on both of us.
It's at this point that you have to really start getting creative. It starts to change the way you look at things. I rarely have any tooth pain, but I always keep a vial of Anbesol in my medicine cabinet specifically for bite marks and braces. Tiger balm will sooth sore leg muscles when you cramp up in the car while cumming in a girl's mouth driving down the highway. Also, I now make sure that I always have one of those mini Maglites close by. The ones that take AA batteries are just the right size. Longer than a finger, but not so big as that they look at your dick and choose the flashlight instead. They're perfect for raising the kink level for those "elusive orgasm" girls.
It used to be that before I would go out for a night of drinking I would listen to some up-beat rock song from Disturbed, Drowning Pool or the like, but now it's more like "Back Door Man" by The Doors or "Little Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham and The Pharoes.
Overall, I think it pays to see things differently from time to time. You never know when you will be at the hardware store and see a girl buying a mini Maglite without any batteries and before you know it, your weekend is booked.
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